Girls

What do guys think about girls? Lets start out with the obvious. Girls are different from guys. Apart from the obvious anatomy it seems as though they are not on the same wavelength as we are. There is a reason why people say we are from different planets. If you ask ten different guys you are going to get ten different answers about their views on women, and previous experiences with girlfriends, mothers, sisters, and purely friends who are girls. The plain and simple truth is that they are different and we will never really understand what they are thinking. What I can recall is what goes inside a guy's head when it comes to women. Here is a list of things that guys think women should know.

PMS is not an excuse.
You are not always right.
Bitchy is unattractive.
We love boobs.
We are nervous around you.
At least pretend you like sports.
Guy time is guy time.
If we say you're not fat, you're not fat.
Say what's on your mind. We don't like playing the guessing game.
We don't care about your ex boyfriend.
You are beautiful or we wouldn't be trying.
We don't care which outfit you wear, we want to see you naked anyway.
We love spending time with you, just as long as it doesn't consist of shopping.
We don't want to be "just friends."
Be spontaneous.
We are perverts, but we can't help it.