People that are annoying

As I live my life, I am constantly annoyed by people. So, in an effort to make these annoyances publicly aware, I decided to compile a list of types of people that are annoying. Here it goes.

Vegetarians that talk about their eating habits and comment on yours.
People who got picked first for sports teams in elementary school.
Douchebags.
People who sing along with songs when they don't know the lyrics.
People that use bluetooths.
Potheads that always talk about smoking weed. Come on. We aren't in middle school anymore. Grow up and do coke like an adult.
Morning people.
Dentists who try to have a conversation with you while they are working on your teeth and you can't respond.
People who tell long, elaborate jokes that seem to go on forever, and then mess up the punchline.
People that wear their letterman jacket in college.
People who use foreign words in conversation.
People who quote the entire movie.
People who talk in baby voice.
Relentlessly cheerful people.
Mothers who let their children run around screaming in stores.
Salespeople who latch onto you and follow you around the store, asking if they can help you, until you either give up and buy something, or go nuts and beat them to death with a display rack.

i'm bo yo

Bo Burnham is a self made youtube.com phenomena. His concept is rather simple. He just uploads videos of him playing his own songs and raps from his bedroom. He has had millions of hits online and continues to become popular. He has been featured in Spin magazine and has his songs are available on iTunes. His lyrics are genius. They are intellectually dirty and funny. If you are looking for a good laugh that will make you think a little bit, watch bo.

Disposophobia

The fear of getting rid of stuff.

People who suffer from maladies such as depression or obsessive compulsive disorders often end up buying things, bringing them home and dropping them. Rather than looking for what they own, they simply go out and buy more and do the same thing.....over and over and over again. We call this behavior..... Shop n Drop. It is not clear whether compulsive hoarding is a condition in itself, or simply a symptom of other related conditions. Several studies have reported a correlation between hoarding and the presence and/or severity of obsessive–compulsive disorder (OCD). Hoarding behaviour is also related to obsessive–compulsive personality disorder (OCPD). In my opinion, clinically proven disease or not, these people need some serious help.

How to not get your ass kicked by the police

Chris rocks explains in this bit from The Chris Rock Show how to not get your ass kicked by the police. He gives step by step instructions on this. I miss Chris Rock and wish he came out with more good stuff like this rather than play in movies like Head of State-which by the way is awful and should be put on everyone's "do not watch" list.

Get Inside my head

So, for this particular blog, I decided to give you a glimpse of what goes in my head--how my personality works. I am pretty laid back person and really just like to laugh at life--I like to look at this as a positive but my friends tell me I take nothing seriously. I feel that if you're constantly thinking too hard into things and taking a serious approach to life--you'll end up boring and dead inside. I really am an asshole to my friends--but a sarcastic asshole, not a mean asshole (there is a big difference). I try not to judge people, especially on this campus where judgement is passed on everyone but I am no saint. I never bite my tongue and that has caused me to burn a few bridges in my life--but I figure those bridges were never worth crossing to begin with. I live a care free lifestyle and was raised a free thinker. I try to dress inappropriately at formal functions (by inappropriately, I mean pink blazers, plaid pants and top hats and canes--not inappropriate like a banana hammock). I curse like a sailor and enjoy highly inappropriate and offensive rap songs because they make me laugh (it baffles me that these people make money on this but hey, I have to give them props if it's working--see "My Neck, My Back" by Khia for an idea). I am extremely lazy and sleep when I have free time. I used to work out constantly in high school but stopped when I came to college. I just cannot motivate myself. I've been in love once but it ended badly and has made me have a hard time trusting women. I'm not very religious-I am not opposed to the idea but have not been convinced either way. I don't read much--honestly the last book I actually read was Stephen Colbert's book, I Am American and So Can You! I love stand up comedy and could watch hit for hours. I think Michael Vick got the shaft and I think these left wing PETA activists need to spend their time fighting a bigger issue--there are people out there doing far worse things. I am pretty close with my family. I have two younger siblings. OJ didn't do it.

Old people are so cool

So I was thinking about it and really, old people are the only real people alive. See, men are constantly plagued by their sexual drive. We are constantly trying to impress women--with the ultimate goal of sex. Once we grow old and stop having sex, the person in each of us is truly shown. Old people don't have to impress anyone--because that part of their life is over. They can say whatever they want with no repercussion. No one judges the elderly-- we just laugh and move on. My grandparents are truly the coolest people I know and that comes from their experiences and their constant carefree attitude.

Ghost Ride It

So the craze that I just jumped on board with is this idea of ghost riding the whip. Now, for you that don't speak ebonics, that is when you jump out of the car while it is in drive and dance while the car is moving. The passengers can dance next to the car or get on the hood or the top of the car. Now obviously this is dangerous so proceed with caution. Also, there is only one acceptable song to ghost ride your whip to, and that is Mistah Fab's "Ghost Ride It." My friends and I have been practicing and have recently ghost rided our car down the boulevard. For instructions on how to ghost ride your whip with the most success, make sure to watch and listen carefully to Mistah Fab's music video for ghost riding.